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Ode to Perfect and Popular Instagram Moms

How is it that your house is so clean?

And your garden so green?

And your walls so white?

And your kitchen so bright?

Do your toddlers clean up after themselves?

Put away their toys and stack books on the shelves?

Did they eat that whole wheat toast?

And the Greek yogurt with steel cut oats?

Is your life that much more perfect than mine?

Complete with bubble baths, candles, and rose colored wine?

Please forgive me for being so nosey.

But I find it hard to believe an antique chair’s that cozy.

I can’t know for sure,

If your carpets that pure.

But all betting aside,

I think your shit is contrived.

Oh perfect and popular Instagram Mom.

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